As much as I love Cumbria the shopping could be better (and I don’t mean just from the perspective of an interior designer). So I need to head to London occasionally for
a little retail therapy very important business research….. (HomeSense, please please open a store in Cumbria I beg of you). Last weeks jaunt to the London Design Festival was fun and I got a few new interiors ideas but the time I spent trawling around all the furniture and homeware stores and departments was probably more productive as a lot of what is exhibited at these design events is well outside the budgets of most of my customers.
But one day I could land a millionaire customer (we do have them in Cumbria you know) so in preparation I am hoarding things on Pinterest under the heading The Fantasy Pad. What goes inside The Fantasy Pad has to meet one of the following criteria:
- Is way outside most budgets
- Is too big to fit in any normal home
- Is cool but I’m not sure where I would put it
And I’ve found the perfect property for the fantasy pad when my millionaire customer turns up, a £30m ‘fixer upper’ in London! At 6107 square foot (a mere £5k per square foot) there will be plenty of room for all my fantasy items. Having had many famous residents it has all the credibility a fantasy pad should have, and apparently it’s in need of modernisation throughout – perfect!
First item for the fantasy pad will be a pair of Beatnik private sound cocoons. They’re only €5500 each so why not. They’re modelled here by a student visiting 100% Design at Olympia. They’re ergonomic and connect to your laptop, mobile phone, tablet or mp3 player using bluetooth or Apple’s Airplay technology. Perfect for Sunday afternoon ‘don’t disturb me and I won’t disturb you’ surfing, reading and general loafing.
Next through the fantasy door is a bath so beautiful you would never bathe in it for fear of damaging it. I stood gazing at it longingly for so long I made the salesman very nervous. Made of wooden veneers and a snip at £11,000. I might even put one in each en-suite.
You’ll notice I am furnishing the fantasy pad without any thought to overall style. Another indulgence. It is a fantasy pad after all I can worry about style when I meet my millionaire customer.
Next out of the removal van, this rocking day bed, shown here on a stand so it wouldn’t rock. This probably meets all three criteria as it was over £5k and huge, but it fit most comfortably in ‘cool but not really sure where I’d put it’. I mean it wasn’t really big enough for 2 people, getting on it was a bit tricky even on the stand, and you couldn’t properly lie down. I just liked it.
I don’t think my fixer upper has a garden, but lets pretend it does so I can have four of these beautiful pebble seats around a fish pond. They were surprisingly comfortable, very tactile and sort of relaxing to sit on. Made you feel like you were sat on a big rock on a beach somewhere. They were outside my budget which is why they made it into the fantasy pad (from £3k depending on the size you went for) but they’d be perfect in the gardens of a spa hotel if I could just persuade one of my local ones to employ me….. Ben and Jen on the stand were very lovely too.
In the entrance to my fantasy pad I’m thinking about having this amazing handmade glass leaf chandelier. It’s supplied by Gladee who are based in the Design Centre at Chelsea Harbour. I didn’t ask how much it was, I was in Chelsea, I already knew it would meet my first criteria. Gorgeous though isn’t it – fits with my autumn vibe.
Last on the list for now is just in case the fantasy millionaire customer is a Dr Who fan or my friend Phil (who is a Dr Who fan and has a birthday next month) becomes or meets a millionaire. £1500 from Lots Road Auctions in Chelsea. Would look great behind the couch…
So I’m closing the door on the pad for now as I’ve got chickens to feed and a dog to walk, but if you had a fantasy pad what would you furnish it with?